The bungalow is haunted but Tonyĭoesn't tell us which celebrity ghost it is.

The cost of said bungalow (which includes a private entrance and garage) is $2,200 per night, by the way. Our guy checks into a bungalow at The Chateau Marmont. Maybe there's a new show in this admission - how does Celebrity Chef Snark Rehab sound? That he's a hotel slut who looks forward to comped suites with 500-count Egyptian cotton sheets. That he actually loves the strip malls and palm trees of Los Angeles. Yes, it's something that we all have known for a few years now, but isn't admitting the problem the first step in fixing it? Tony says he's the whore that's sucking the scabby c**k of television. 'Take that, evil clown'.Īfter getting special sauce all over his shirt, Tony drives his Porsche convertible to the hotel, while waxing about transvestite hookers.

He says it's the only fast food chain worth a damn. Tony orders a double double animal style, whatever the f**k it Tony shares the obvious - Los Angeles is spread out and public transportation is limited (well, actually shitty to non-existent). The last time I was in Southern California (and all the times before) I found myself wanting to smack someone in the back of their head in order to help the words come out faster. Our last stop for the year is Los Angeles, home of vapid blondes, fish tacos, and Celebrity Rehab. So far this year, we've watched that motherf**king clock count down in London, Rome, San Francisco, New York, Miami, Singapore, Hong Kong, and San Francisco Did we miss a city? If so, it's because we were bored. It seems like only yesterday that we first laid eyes on this hot mess of a show that follows Anthony Bourdain to the more pedestrian parts of the globe. It's hard to believe that this is the season finale for The Layover.

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